好了,酷 'OK,cool'
- 再来一次 - 好嘞 - 'One more time' - OK,right.
好的 'OK.'
亚里士多德说过有三种类型的友谊 Aristotle said there are three types of friendship.
第一种是实用的友谊 The first is friendship of utility,
它存在于你和 which happens between you and someone
对你有用的人身上,比如说你的同事 who's useful to you in some way,like a co-worker.
第二种呢是快乐的友谊,它存在于那些 'The second is friendship of pleasure,which occurs when two or more people
享受彼此陪伴的人之间 just enjoy one another's company.
这可以是一种简单而自然的兄弟情 This can be a simple, natural comradery,
或者说哥们儿感情 or even a buddy.
第三种叫做真挚的的友谊 And the third,called friendship of the good,
而它建立在互尊互信的基础之上 is built on pure mutual respect and admiration.
这种友谊的形成较为缓慢,却也维持的更加长久.这类友情可以说是最棒的 Slower to develop, but more enduring,it's the best friend type stuff.
当然我并不是想说我比亚里士多德更懂 Now, I'm not saying I know more than Aristotle,
我只是想说这世上还有别的类型的友情 but I'd like to propose that there are other types of friendship.
有种特别的,我将其称之为有历史的友情 One in particular I call friendship of history.
你曾是某人最为亲密的朋友 You were close friends with someone,
你们向着不同的方向成长,变成了不同的人 grew in different directions,to be different people,
但彼此仍亲密如初 but still act close just,well, because.
这就好比在超市里看到有个穿救生衣的人 It's just like seeing a person wearing a life jacket in the supermarket.
你会问他,嘿,你为什么要穿这个啊? You might ask,"Hey, why are you wearing that?"
那个人就会回答道,因为我昨天在船上啊 The other replies,"Because I was on a boat yesterday."'
你是我的完美解药吗? ♪ Are you my perfect cure?
让我清醒的完美解药 ♪ Perfect cure for the things that keep me awake
我想寻找那样的姑娘,我的心永不变 ♪ I look for such a girl, I'll never cause a stir
但你却不是 ♪ And you weren't it
哦,看看街上的车水马龙,这些东西是永恒 ♪ Oh, watching the traffic, some things don't change
当我厌恶之时,你是我的完美解药... ♪ You're my perfect cure for the times I hate... ♪
这是约拿,他们是约拿的父母 This is Jonah, those are his parents,
这可是那天拍的最棒的照片了 and that was the best picture taken that day.
父母无尽的约束和不切实际的期望不断折磨着他 'Tortured by their constant judgement and unrealistic expectations,
他们的关系...十分复杂 their relationship was... complicated.
甚至有一整年约拿为了解脱自己 Jonah even once saved for an entire year,
他送他的父母去了酒乡旅游,以此来换取他们的认可 sending them on a tour of wine country in an attempt to win their approval,
但一如既往地,事情并没有他想的那么顺利 but as usual, things didn't work out for him,
在他们去最后一个葡萄园的路上,一个迎面而来的车与他们相撞 and on their way to the last vineyard an oncoming motorist collided with them,
他的父母在车祸的火灾中双双去世 and both parents died in a fiery wreck.
在父母的葬礼之后,约拿得知他的父母早已负债累累 After the funeral, Jonah learned his parents were in severe debt,
银行也冻结了他们的房子和大部分财产 when the banks repossessed their house and most of their savings.
令人困惑的是,约拿把仅剩的一点钱 Confused, Jonah spent what little money was left
花在了一个叫乔琳的妓女身上,但他却没有那个 on a prostitute named Jolene, whom he didn't ,
在妓女最后强上之前,他跟她聊了一整晚的天 but kept awake all night talking, before she eventually robbed him.
- 怎么了? - 你在家吗? - What up? - Are you home?
呃...没有,我在我父母家收拾垃圾呢,怎么了? Er... no, just organising shit at my parents' place, why?
- 我一会顺道过去一趟行吗? - 你为什么不发信息偏要打电话呢? - Cool if I stop by? - Why are you calling instead of texting?
我这就到了 Just in the area.
好吧,一会见 All right, see you soon.
傻逼,操你妈的,操,操,操 Stupid, muthafucking, fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
啊! Aargh!
这是约拿的朋友,理查德 This is Jonah's best friend, Richard,
他的成长经历与约拿截然相反 and his upbringing was nearly the opposite.
他和他父亲关系很好,而且在一个普遍认为很富裕的家庭中长大 Close with his father and raised in a household many would consider affluent,
显而易见,理查德就是习惯了事情按照规律进行下去的那种人 Richard was, as you can clearly see, used to things going in a certain way.
他的银行存款超过了六位数 His bank account has over six figures in it,
他也乐意为自己最好的两个朋友花钱 which he enjoyed spending lavishly on his two best friends.
但就像他父亲一样,理查德太容易生气了 But, just like his father, Richard is prone to fits of rage,
他有一次甚至气得把笔记本扔到了电视屏幕上... and one time threw his laptop into his flat screen TV...
至于原因,只不过是他忘记了自己的邮箱密码 ...all because he couldn't remember the password to his own email account.
傻不啦叽的混蛋! Stupid motherfucker!
嘿 Hey.
你他吗干啥呢? What the hell are you doing?
操你妈的... 操... Fucking... fuck...
理查德!理查德! Richard! Richard!
住手! 你这是搞什么? Stop! What are you doing?
而这位是理查德的在一起很久的女友,萨莎 And this is Richard's long-term partner, Sasha.
她是在军营里长大的 She grew up in a military house
她不喜欢理查德给她的富裕奢侈的生活 who disapproved of the lavish lifestyle Richard provided her with,
尤其是那辆被她称为齐格破车的粉红色跑车 especially her hot pink sports car she named Ziggy Cardust.
说到汽车,她曾经还目睹过一起肇事逃逸案 Speaking of cars, she was once a witness in a hit-and-run case,
但她却没能在法庭上作证,只因为理查德和约拿让她 but failed to show in court when Richard and Jonah convinced her
喝的酩酊大醉 to get drunk instead.
但这件事却激励了她报考医护学校并顺利毕业 But the accident did inspire her to attend and graduate from nursing school,
所以她现在 where she now spends her days
在附近的一家养老院做着身心护理类的工作 providing physical and emotional care at a nearby retirement home,
即便是晚上和周末,她也要做着相同的工作,只不过是为了这两个人 and the evenings and weekends pretty much doing the same thing for these two.
- 理查德! - 给我滚开! - Richard! - Get off!
理查德,住手! 理查德! Richard, stop! Richard!
住手! 放开他! Stop it! Get off him!
啊-哦 Uh-oh.
- 你怎么能? - 我怎么能怎样啊? - Just... how could you? - How could I what?
- 该死的,你怎么能对我撒谎呢? - 住手! - Don't fucking lie to me! - Stop!
- 我看见那条信息了! - 什么信息? - I saw the texts! - What texts?
就是那个...那个写着: "哦,真是个错误" The ones... The ones that said: "Oh, it was such a mistake."
你怎么能把她上了呢? 哥们儿 How could you fuck her, dude?
你也太过分了,你俩给我呆好了 You are way out of line right now! You two just stay here.
我要去车上拿点东西 I'm gonna get something from the car.
这该死的厨房! This kitchen is fucked!
- 这是什么? - 我可没时间把它包起来 - What's this? - I didn't have time to wrap it yet.
- 混蛋,提前祝你生日快乐吧. - 啊 - Happy early birthday, a-hole. - Huh?
你以为那些消息是说我们上床了? You think those texts were from us fucking?
开始还是个玩笑,我们还说服自己给你买了这么个啥玩意儿 It started off as a joke, we convinced ourselves to buy you this stupid thing.
它是桃花心木的 It's got a mahogany stock.
所以你看的那条信息,那一晚真是个错误 So the texts you read that say, "That night was such a mistake.
哈哈,不过太值了,只要他没发现就行 "Ha-ha, totally worth it, though, I guess as long as he doesn't find out,"
那只是我们在商量给你买个该死的渔枪 that was just us talking about buying you a damn harpoon.
- 作为生日礼物的事. - 是渔矛枪 - For your birthday. - Speargun.
管它什么呢 Whatever.
所以...你并没有? So... you didn't?
哦,不 Oh, no.
这就是他们的日常 And with that, just like they always did,
三个人又恢复了以往的关系 our trio returned to their instinctual roles,
理查德只能为他经常性的发怒乞求原谅,当然他说这是最后一次了 Richard begging for forgiveness for his latest and all-too-often fits of rage,
约拿心里退缩了 Jonah retreating inside himself,
他更加相信了整个世界都想要来抓他 reinforcing his beliefs that the world is out to get him,
萨沙呢则继续扮演他女友,母亲和和事老的角色 and Sasha continuing to play her role as girlfriend, mother and referee.
与此同时他则会用更多的奢侈品来道歉 And while he could've said sorry with even more luxury items,
但理查德觉得,今天的事需要一个不一样的道歉 Richard decided today needed to be a special apology,
于是带他们去玩他们最喜欢的活动之一 by taking them out for one of the group's favourite activities.
当我想起你时 ♪...and when I think of you
我的眼中将不再包含泪水 ♪ There's no will to the thing in my tears
永恒而猛烈 ♪ It's timeless and it's strong
我梦见了你,我的天使 ♪ I dream about you, my angel
我就这样看了一眼爱情... ♪ And I take a look of love... ♪
帮帮忙吧? A little help?
拜托 Please.
好吧 OK.
我说,我已经努力道歉了,对吧? Look, I'm trying, all right?
- 看看我的脸. - 看看他的脸 - Look at my face. - Look at his face.
好吧.嘿,我们来做个交易吧 OK, hey, let's make a deal,
我无条件在你俩面前卑躬屈膝装孙子 I grovel and pamper you guys unconditionally,
在我发疯成人猿之前你俩记好这段时间 and you just try to remember a time before I went ape shit.
- 我想把你揍一顿. - 是的,成交 - I want a free punch. - Yes, deal.
- 揍哪儿啊? - 我喜欢这个,这个计划挺有道理 - Punch where? - I like this, this plan makes sense.
- 不,才没有. - 我需要赔偿 - No, it doesn't. - I want reparations.
- 我们得互不亏欠才行啊. - 完全正确 - Even Steven. - Exactly.
- 不能打蛋啊. - 就打蛋蛋 - Not the balls. - Please, the balls.
- 不能打蛋! - 你别插嘴 - Not the balls! - Stay out of it.
- 你为什么还要鼓励他? - 如果我的鼻子需要手术怎么办? - Why are you encouraging this? - What if my nose needs surgery?
你的隔膜可能偏曲了,这会导致长期的健康问题 You could have a deviated septum, causing long-term health issues.
管他什么,快来揍我然后给我闭嘴 For fuck's sakes, just punch me and shut the fuck up.
- 成交. - 但只能揍一下,然后这事就选完了 - Deal. - But only one punch, then you'll chill.
- 好. - 你俩都是 - Fine. - Both of you.
- 这跟我有什么关系. - 如果我让你打我呢? - This doesn't involve me. - What if I let you punch me?
- 你知道我要打哪儿. - 我说过不能打蛋! - You know where I'm going. - I said no balls!
不行! 那我还不如找个地方喝点 No dice! I'd just as easily go get day-drunk somewheres.
行,行,行, 但记住 Fine, but just remember,
如果你还想要个理查德,你最好别打蛋蛋 it behooves you to avoid these guys if you ever want little Richards one day.
打扰一下,不等等... Excuse me. No, wait...
等你把我蛋打碎之后 Afterwards, that's it then, it's squashed.
关于这件事一个字我也不想再听了 I don't want to hear another word about this shit again.
好吧 All right.
好了,他妈的,来吧 All right. Fuck it, let's do it.
把手背到头后面,不,不,不,背到你的后背吧 Hands behind your head. No, no, actually, behind your back.
手指头给我插起来 Interlock those fingers.
把眼睛闭上,我可不想让你提前知道我要打哪儿 And eyes shut, I don't want you anticipating where it's going.
- 太棒了. - 别晃了,你准备好了么? - That's good. - Stop squirming. You ready?
- 嗯,我准备好了. - 给我揍他! - Yeah, I'm fucking ready. - Give it to him!
好了,你知道吗? All right, you know what?
没事了 Look, it's all right.
- 我靠,我的手腕. - 你活该 - Fuck, my wrist! - Serves you right.
你先确保你没得脑震荡吧,你这混蛋! Just making sure you wouldn't get concussion, you fucking asshole!
这拳打的啊,我估计你这辈子也打不出来了 A punch like that, I doubt you could anyways.
- 你的手也火辣辣的疼吗? - 哥们儿,她的手还能扔炸弹呢 - And you got fire in your hands? - Oh, dude, she can chuck bombs.
好了好了,就在你刚才才站的地方站好 Okey-doke, right here where you were before.
把胳膊背到背后,好吗,谢谢,就别再动了 Arms behind your back, please, thank you. Stop moving around.
嘿,不,嘿,嘿,嘿,给我记好,如果你还想... Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just remember, it behooves you...
别给我说什么还想,把腿站直了 Stop saying "behooves" and uncross those legs.
站起来,像个男人一样 Stand up, take it like a man.
来吧,小混蛋,把眼睛闭上,咱们两个说好了的 Come on, you little bitch, close your eyes. We made a deal.
- 我知道,但是... - 她下手可不会那么重,对吧? - I know but... - She can't punch that hard, can she?
是啊 Yeah.
哦 Ooh.
我快要吐了 Almost threw up right there.
你知道错了吗? Are you sorry?
为你的所作所为 For everything?
认真的? Really?
认真的 Really.
我想这就是错觉吧 ♪ I think it's an illusion
你努力噙着泪水 ♪ You try holding your tears on back
- 你说过我是你的无他之选. - 唯一之选 - ♪ You said I was the first one. - ♪ Only one
孤独是笼罩着我世界的阴霾 ♪ I know, alone is the new black
两颗心彼此联动 ♪ Two hearts they turn
我将永不变 ♪ And I will never become
两颗心融为一体 ♪ Two hearts that sum
合二为一,合二为一,合二为一 ♪ Two one, two one, two one
我找不到帮助 ♪ I've got no one to turn to
你更无人旁观 ♪ You have no one to look on by
我对你无话可说 ♪ I've got nothing to tell you
你也说无可说 ♪ You have nothing to say to that
两颗心彼此联动 ♪ Two hearts they turn
现在他们将永不变 ♪ And now they'll never become
两心相印 ♪ Two hearts have someone
合二为一,合二为一,合二为一 ♪ Two one, two one, two one... ♪
我的左鼻孔不能呼吸了 Can't breathe out of my left nostril.
据我所知,我可能会像胡迪尼一样...内出血 For all I know, I could be bleeding out inside, like, er... Houdini.
他可是死于一拳之下 He died from taking a punch.
你觉得有人能游这么远吗? You think someone could swim that far?
这他妈怎么可能呢,这也太远了 Not a fucking chance, too far.
- 嘿,我能问你件事吗? - 说呀 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Shoot.
你觉得因为什么我们现在搞成这样? What made you think we were messing around?
我不知道不仅仅是那条信息,你不会只因为这个而在没有其他事情的基础上 I know it wasn't just the texts, you wouldn't just jump to that conclusion
就妄下定论的 without something else first.
有时候... Sometimes...
有时候感觉你关心她的样子就像我关心她一样 Sometimes it feels like you care about her the way that I care about her.
- 这句话听起来还不太浑, - 这听起来你就像是个... - Without sounding like a prick... - Meaning you're gonna sound like...
你什么时候才能不胡闹? When are you gonna stop fucking around?
听着,我说句不好听的 Look, I know you don't like me bringing it up,
但...你去年捅了多少篓子你是知道的 but... you saw what kind of trouble you caused last year.
我很感谢你对我的关心 I appreciate your concern,
但在你经历一段三个月以上的感情之前 but until you're in a relationship longer than three months,
就别给我乱提建议,我和你不一样 don't give me advice, I don't with you.
你事实上是一样的好吧 You do, actually.
我已经尝试着去告诉你怎么把她们留在你身边,这样你就不用去找妓女了 I try and tell you how to keep them around, so you stop fucking prostitutes.
- 只有一次好吧. - 那也一样,老弟 - Once! - Still, man.
几周以前,我们在我家玩的时候,记得吗? A couple weeks back, you guys got into it at my place, remember?
那是怎么回事? What was that all about?
嗯...我不知道 Um... I don't know.
我不太记得了 I don't really remember,
但肯定没什么大不了的 but it must not have been a big deal or anything.
你他吗说啥呢? 你俩不是都面红耳赤了吗 Fuck you talking about? You two were steaming from the ears.
她可能就是对你那些课外活动不太高兴吧 Well, she was probably just venting about your extra-curricular activities.
你在说什么呢? What did you say?
嗯... Well...
没什么,没什么 ...nothing about what happened.
好,听着,我引用一句话,意思差不多是... OK, look, there's this quote, and it's something to the effect of...
我们讨厌别人的所作所为,却不自检 "We accuse people of doing things that we do ourselves."
我看起来如何? How do I look?
- 像个傻帽. - 说的不错 - Like an idiot. - That sounds about right.
- 来试试这玩意儿吧. - 我有的选吗? - Hey, let's try this thing out. - Do I have a choice?
来吧,这一切都是因为那破事儿吗 Come on, it all started cos of this fucking thing.
好了,来吧 All right, go.
哦不,来了... Uno, dos...
生日快乐,现在别挡着我晒太阳了 Happy birthday. Now, give me back my sun.
我想我钓到了个好东西! I think I got something!
厉害啊 Nice.
嘿...我们两个没事吧? Hey... are we good?
啊,没事啊 Yeah, we're good.
你知道,几周之前但你和约拿在一起的时候 You know, a couple weeks back, when you and Jonah got into it,
我想就是从那时候,我的心态发生了变化 I think that's where I started to get it into my head
对于发生的这些事,我真的很抱歉 that something was going on, so sorry about that.
我说了,我们两个没事 I said we're good.
那你们到底在吵什么呢? What were you guys even fighting about, anyway?
- 我也不知道,可能就是些鸡毛蒜皮的事吧. - 和我们俩没有关系吗? - I don't know, probably that stupid thing. - Didn't have anything to do with us?
- 啊? - 就是我们之间的那些事啊 - Huh? - What's been going on between us.
哦,我们不谈那些破事儿 Oh, we don't talk about that shit.
不... 我们只是在争论送你什么礼物而已 No... We were just arguing about your gift.
嘿,看看这家伙! Hey, check this bitch out!
- 嘿. - 嗯? - Hey. - Huh?
你想啥呢 You're lurking.
我很好啊 I'm fine.
我给你三秒钟时间,告诉我究竟发生了什么 You got three seconds to tell me what the fuck is going on.
- 哥们儿,听着. - 一. - Dude, listen. - One.
- 真的什么事都没发生. - 二. - Man, nothing's going on. - Two.
- 理查德,冷静点! - 三! - Richard, please! - Three!
理查! Rich!
他发现了,对吧? He figured it out, didn't he?
啊-哦,他问我那晚咱俩吵架那件事 Uh-oh. He asked me about the night we were fighting.
- 你他妈跟他说了些啥啊? - 就是你们的那些事啊 - What the fuck did you say to him? - Something about your guys' shit.
- 哦,搞什么,小杰? - 我不知道,就他妈突然这样了! - Oh, what the fuck, Jay? - I don't know, it just fucking came up!
他都要用渔枪射你了 He was gonna shoot you with the harpoon.
- 是渔矛枪. - 管他什么 - Speargun. - Whatever.
- 不,不,他不会开抢的. - 看看你的脸 - No, no, he wouldn't shoot. - Look at your face.
去你他妈的脸! Fuck your fucking face!
- 你怎么能? - 能什么? - How could you? - Which part?
不! 不能打蛋! No! Not the balls!
该死的! 啊,操! Fuck! Oh, fuck!
你居然想杀了我,你他妈的! You were gonna fucking kill me, you fuck!
救命啊,救命,救命,来人啊,救命! Help. Help. Help, somebody, please. Help!
- 闭嘴! 闭嘴! - 救命! - Stop! Stop! - Help!
他? 为什么是他? Him? Why him?
为什么是他? Why him?
他妈的 Holy fuck.
他一会醒过来,我们还是个死 He wakes up again, we're fucking dead.
- 如果他没有杀我们,他父亲也会杀了我们的. - 不会的,我认识他好久了 - If he doesn't kill us, his dad will. - No way, I've known him for too long.
杰! Jay!
是理查德的父亲才让他有了六位数的身家 Richard's father is the reason for his six-figure bank account,
也让他有了该死的暴脾气 and the source of his violent temper,
所以我想给你们举个例子 so while I wish I could give you an example
关于他给别人做的好事 of something nice he's done for someone else,
我现在只能想起一件事来,事情是这样的... the only story that comes to mind goes as follows...
几年前,人们发现理查德的一年级老师,可以说 Years back, it came to light that Richard's first grade teacher was, let's say,
对学生行为不端 being inappropriate with students.
几周后,随着学校全面的调查 A few weeks later, as the school conducted a full investigation,
这个老师突然消失了 the teacher suddenly disappeared,
而且恰好是在 which also happened to coincide
和理查德的父亲和他几个混混同事 with Richard's father and a few of his rougher colleagues
一起驾车旅行去的同一周 taking a road trip that very same weekend.'
- 该死的. - 该死 - Fuck. - Fuck.
我们去说实话 We'll say the truth.
我们去钓鱼,他发现了我们在一起睡觉... We went fishing, he found out we were sleeping together...
睡过 Slept.
抱歉,只是... 你知道我什么意思的 Sorry, it's just... You know what I mean.
不,不,才没有 No, no, exactly.
他发现我们在一起睡过,他跟在我们后面,然后打起来了... He found out we slept together, he came after us, a fight ensued and...
杰! Jay!
操 Fuck.
哦,老兄,我感觉这不太安全 Oh, man, it doesn't seem safe to me,
但如果你非要在那里休息的话,那就... but if you insist on resting right there, by all means...
怎么了? What?
这样的话,如果他把我们连接到测谎仪上 This way, if they hook us up to one of those lie detector things,
我们可以说他掉了下去, 机器就不会像我们说今天是7月4号一样乱响了 we can say he fell off, and the machine won't go off like the 4th of July.
尽管如此,他爸依旧会杀了我 Although, his dad's still gonna fucking kill me.
不过至少你可以脱身 At least you'll be in the clear, though.
他的保险柜里有八万块钱 He has 80,000 in a safe in his closet.
每逢圣诞,他爸都会给他一万美金现金 His dad gives him ten grand cash every Christmas.
密码是他电话的后四位数 The combination's the last four digits of his phone number.
加油,该死的 Come on, you fuck.
这里,来试试啊 Here, try this.
你认真的吗? Seriously?
怎么? 就只是活动活动罢了 What? Just a little exercising.
来啊,偏测谎仪啊 Come on, the lie detector.
只是做点运动而已啊,仅此而已啊 Yeah, just getting in a little bit of exercising, that's all.
别看他,看看风景 Don't even look at him. Take in the view.
好了! 的确保你要深蹲下去才行 Yep! Gotta make sure you get your squats in.
然后...好了! There... we go!
这要怎么跟测谎仪说? How's this fit into the lie detector?
- 你俩这是想淹死我么? - 嘿,是你先要杀了我们俩的 - You two were gonna fucking drown me? - Hey, you tried to kill us first.
我才没有想要伤害你,你妈的,搞什么? I wasn't gonna hurt you, you dick! What the fuck?
- 你都用渔枪射中他了. - 是渔矛枪 - You had the harpoon aimed at him. - Speargun.
- 你他妈居然把那个冲着我. - 然后你想要累死我 - You fucking waved that at me! - Then you strangled me.
这并不重要,因为你,你现在在水里头 It doesn't matter anyway, because you, you're in the water.
- 该死的,你把我推下来了. - 不,不,我才没有呢 - What the fuck? You pushed me. - No, no, actually I didn't.
明明是你喝醉了在哪忏悔的时候自己滚下去了 You rolled in when you were drunk and confessed.
- 你怎么会觉得我会... - 啊哈! 我可不这么认为 - What do you think I... - Ah-ha! I don't think so, pal.
该死的! \你他妈的,你个臭婊子! Fuck you! And fuck you, you cheating bitch!
- 嘿,是你先来这套的吧. - 那是一年之前了! - Hey, you did it first! - That was a year ago!
- 来吧,杰,我们离开这儿吧. - 等一下 - Come on, Jay, we're outta here. - Wait.
- 滚蛋! - 去死,去死 - Fuck off! - Fuck, fuck.
一会见了,兄弟 See you later, pal.
反正这艘船她哪都开不到 She can't drive the boat worth shit, anyway.
什么? What?
哦-不 Uh-oh.
哦,哈-哈! 看这是啥? Oh, ha-ha! Looking for these?
- 把它给我,给我. - 去你妈的! - Give me those. Get back. - Fuck you!
- 你该死的要干什么? - 我要朝这边游 - Where the fuck are you going? - I'm swimming this way.
- 给我回来,否则我要开枪了. - 来啊,射我啊! - Get back! I will shoot you right now. - Shoot me!
- 我接着就把钥匙扔掉. - 给我回来上船 - I'll drop the keys, fucker. - Get back in the fucking boat.
- 你要干什么,淹死你自己吗? - 显然我横竖都要淹死 - What are you gonna do, drown yourself? - Apparently I was gonna drown anyway.
- 不如带你俩一起走. - 他妈的给我上船,理查德 - Might as well take you fucks with me. - Get back on the fucking boat, Richard.
- 我们需要做一个更好的交易. - 什么交易? - We need to make a better deal. - What deal?
我们需要保证不再自相残杀 We need to promise not to kill each other.
我想看到... What I want to see is...
你们把船上的每一件武器,全都给我扔掉 you guys take every weapon on the boat, chuck it overboard.
那杆渔矛枪,那根木棍,那些个餐具 That's the speargun, the club, the cutlery.
玻璃瓶子,信号弹,桨,盘子,所有的东西! The glass bottles, the flares, the oars, dishes, fucking everything!
只要我能确保你们手里没有能伤害我的东西 Once I'm convinced there's nothing on there you guys can use against me...
- 或者你用来伤害我们的. - 然后... - Or you could use against us. - Then...
只有这样,我才会游回去 Only then, I will swim back,
我们,我们就回家 and we'll... we'll just go home.
- 我们回去之后呢? - 在我看来... - And once we're back? - As far as I'm concerned...
我再也不想看到你们中的任何人了 I don't want to see either of you two sacks of shit ever again.
- 你不会报警吗? - 或是告诉你的父亲? - You won't call the cops? - Or tell your dad?
不会报警,也不会告诉我父亲 No cops, no dad.
别想这么久了,这钥匙可沉着呢 Don't think too long, this key's feeling pretty heavy.
眼泪来的太迟了 ♪ It's too late for tears
哭的太迟了,亲爱的,太迟了 ♪ Honey, it's too late, too late to cry
来求我已经太迟了,宝贝... ♪ Oh, but it's too late, for begging me, baby...
那条鱼! 把那条大鱼也扔掉 The fish! Get that big ass fish out here.
干嘛? What?
开心了吧? 赶快他妈给我回船上来! Happy? Now get back in the fucking boat!
那个九号球杆呢? What about the nine iron?
混蛋,你这个混蛋... Bastard. You bastard...
- 萨沙... - 他找到了吗? - Sasha... - He getting it?
- 我想是吧. - 它们在楼梯下面 - I think so. - It's underneath the stairs.
- 不,没有! - 就在下面的某个地方 - No, it's not! - It's down there somewhere.
- 我他妈只能用一只手找! - 是根高尔夫球杆,老天爷呀 - I'm looking with one fucking hand! - It's a golf club, for Christ's sake.
嘿,萨沙,你要去哪儿? Hey, Sasha, where are you going?
他需要我帮忙 He needs my help.
- 我需要她帮忙找啊. - 他才不需要呢,给我留在这儿 - I need her help finding it. - He doesn't need shit, stay here.
今天真美妙啊,对吧? Lovely day, huh?
我找到了! I got it!
扔了. 好了,现在给我回船上来吧 There. That's it. Now get back in the fucking boat.
去你的. - 给我上船! - Suck a dick. - Get in the fucking boat!
现在船上什么都没有了! There's nothing left on the fucking boat!
- 混蛋! - 给我上去,我们走! - Fuck off! - Get the fuck up there, let's go!
不,给我去另一边,来吧 No, other side, let's go.
- 让我看看. - 他没事的 - Let me see. - He'll be fine.
我们回去之后再关心这个吧 We'll worry about it when we get back.
怎么了? What?
你在逗我吗? 告诉我你在逗我吧 Are you kidding me? Please tell me you're kidding me.
海岸警卫队,海岸警卫队 Coast Guard one. Coast Guard one.
这里是旅游船浮标号 This is the pleasure vessel Naughty Buoy.
海岸警卫队 Coast Guard one!
海岸警卫队 Coast Guard one.
海岸警卫队,海岸警卫队,你听得到我说话吗? Coast Guard one! Coast Guard one, do you hear me?
你试过了所有的站点了么? 换个号试一下 Did you try all the stations, turning the dials?
这就是为什么你上了四年学 That explains why you spent four years in school
却变成了一个花瓶,不是吗? becoming a glorified butt-wiper, doesn't it?
好吧,明显我学的东西比这多 OK, I obviously do more than that.
海岸警卫队 Coast Guard one.
喂? 谁能把我从这两个混蛋身边救出来? Hello? Can anyone save me from these two pricks?
你们俩 You two.
你们俩真是好样的,是吧? You two are real pieces of work, you know that?
我简直无法相信我让你们说扶我 I can't believe I let you convince me
我是个混蛋,我就应该挨打 that I was such a prick that I deserved punches.
- 哥们儿,不是... - 不,才不是 - Dude, don't even... - No, this isn't right.
我要赔偿,我应该得到赔偿 I want reparations. I deserve reparations.
- 我们说过不再自相残杀. - 我要求互不相欠 - We said no killing. - I'm talking about Even Steven.
你揍了我一顿,我又打了回去 You beat me up, I punched you back.
我打你是因为你上了我的女朋友! I beat your ass because you fucked my girlfriend!
- 然后你就将我打下船去了. - 那是在她用酒瓶打晕我之后 - Then you punched me off the boat. - After she hit me with the bottle.
- 然后你就射中了我的手. - 不,是他射穿了你 - Then you shot me in the hand. - No, she shot you through the hand.
说这些有用吗? How is this helping?
给了我一耳光之后,这看起来确实有用 It certainly looked like it helped you after slapping me.
- 你是想揍我吗? 理查德. - 你说的对,我还真想 - You wanna punch me, Richard? - You're damn right I do.
你们俩就故意这样,让我觉得自己像坨狗屎 You two knowingly made me feel like such a piece of shit
让我自愿挨拳头 that I volunteered for free punches.
然后你们俩就可以心甘情愿地... And then you willingly...
不,等等,你们就可以高高兴兴地继续下去了 No, wait, you gleefully went along with it.
得是什么样的混蛋才能干出这种事儿来啊,啊? What kind of scumbags do that, huh?
啊? Huh?
- 把你的手放在桌子上. - 什么? - Put your hand on the table. - What?
他妈的把你的手放在桌子上! Put your hand on the fucking table!
今儿早上,你被揍的时候,你本能更男人点的,对吧? When you got busted this morning, you could've been a man about it, huh?
但你还是选择了跟个婊子一样 But you decided to take the bitch route.
是时候弥补一下了 Time to make up for it.
哦,哦,哦 Tsk. Oh.
另一只手 Other hand.
- 理查德... - 闭嘴,另一只手 - Richard... - Shut up. Other hand.
好了,听着... OK, look, just...
- 妈的! - 站起来! - Fuck! - Stand up!
- 理查德,我发誓... - 没事的,杰 - Richard, I swear to God... - It's fine, Jay.
- 你欠我的. - 我欠你个大头鬼 - You owe me. - I don't owe you shit.
- 没有吗? - 没有 - No? - No.
- 那现在是怎么了? - 这就是报应 - How's that now? - This is just karma.
所以你上了他是为了报复我? So you fucked him to get back at me?
这比你带给我的痛苦可是差远了 It wouldn't even come close to what you've put me through.
杰... 他告诉你发生了什么吗? Jay... He tell you what happened?
理查德不仅仅是上了他的前女友那么简单 It wasn't just that Richard was fucking his ex.
没有,她给我怀着个孕出现在门口 No, she showed up at the door, pregnant.
似乎这还不够啊,她还想把孩子生下来 And as if that wasn't enough, she wants to keep the baby,
成为这个家的一部分,以此来分点他爸的钱 be a part of the family, have a little bit of daddy's money.
而我居然让这个混蛋说服了我,让我相信他只是犯了个大错罢了 But instead, I let this asshole convince me that it was just a big mistake.
他最后的一个大错,而且他会找她协商 His last big mistake, and that he would talk to her,
说服她打掉那个孩子 and convince her to have an abortion.
结果呢,一个月后我在报纸新闻上看到... And then a month later, I see in the paper and on the news...
孕妇梅丽莎.费尔法克斯被刺杀而死 "Pregnant girl Melissa Fairfax stabbed to death."
- 我告诉过你一百万次了, 我们没有... - 你又能让我怎么相信你呢? - I told you a million times, we didn't... - How can I believe anything you say?
我是说,上帝啊,如果我不是怕你对我做出 I mean, Jesus, I would've been gone so fucking fast
相同的事情来的话,我一定会马上离你远远的 if I hadn't been so scared you'd do the same thing to me.
- 我永远不会... - 真的吗? - I would never... - Really?
嘿,笨蛋,你是故意忘了把这个扔掉的么? Hey, dipshit, you forget to throw these overboard on purpose?
我一定是忘了 I must've forgot.
该死 Damn it.
好了,我们就剩这么点东西了 All right, this is what we've got left.
- 那条金枪鱼可以派上用场的. - 那条鱼是武器好吧 - That tuna could've come in handy. - That tuna was a weapon.
就这么多水吗? 就没有点留下来洗澡的吗? 一点都没留吗? This is all the water? There's nothing left in the showers, nothing?
我们没有给水箱蓄水, 我以为就是个一日游而已 We didn't fill the tanks. I thought it was a day trip.
听着... 这些东西还是能让我们坚持几天的 Look... this is gonna keep us OK for a couple days.
- 我担心的不是吃的东西. - 为什么呢? - It's not the food I'm worried about. - Why not?
没有吃的你是能活很久,没有水一周都撑不过去的 You can go for ages without food. Without water, less than a week.
啊? Huh?
我可以分享一下我在学校学到的其他东西,但何必呢,对吧? I could share some other things I learned in school but why bother, right?
- 我要问你什么时候给我擦屁股呢. - 是啊,厕所怎么样呢? - I'll ask you when it's time to wipe my ass. - Yeah. What about the toilet?
- 你是说你的地盘吗? - 那里有水 - You mean where you belong? - The water in it.
- 那是海水. - 我们可以蒸馏啊 - It's salt water. - We could distil it.
- 不,这还是得要丙烷的. - 我们没有丙烷 - No, the still's propane. - We don't have propane.
- 所以这艘船上的什么都不行了? - 我说过我以为玩一天就回去了! - So literally nothing on this boat works? - I thought it was a day trip!
- 救生筏呢? - 我们把内胎弄烂了 - What about the life raft? - We popped that inner tubing.
该死的 Fuck's sake.
我可没想到我会需要为了自己的安全让你们把东西都扔了 I didn't anticipate discarding everything in an effort to ensure my safety.
- 好吧,那我们游到岸边去吧. - 那太远了 - OK, we can start swimming to shore. - It's too far.
- 你怎么知道呢? - 真的太远了! - How do you know that? - It's too far!
你知道大白鲨吗,那把电影的最后 You know "Jaws" at the end of the movie,
当那两人杀完鲨鱼之后在海里游泳的时候 when the two are just swimming in the ocean after they killed the shark.
那两混蛋不还是死了吗, 真是的! Those fuckers are dead, straight up!
- 所以就等着吧! - 给我滚 - So wait, get going! - Fuck off.
那你想说的是... So what you're saying...
- ...我们完蛋了吗? - 不是 - ...is we're screwed? - No.
这里有着很多航线,一定有人会发现我们的 There's a bunch of shipping lanes out here, someone's bound to spot us.
- 你确定? - 当然了 - You sure? - Pretty sure.
你有几成把握,我想要个具体数字 Give me odds, I want odds.
九一开吧 90/10.
- 所以还是有百分之十的几率我们等不到船了. - 对 - Ten being no shipping boats? - Yeah.
好吧... OK...
好吧,有百分之九十的机会获救,那还不赖 Well, 90% I'm rescued, that's not so bad.
正如标题所说的那么夸张 As the chapter title so eloquently states,
我们的三人组开始倒霉了 our trio had fallen on a stretch of bad luck.
但像我这样有经验的水手就会告诉你 But as an experienced sailor such as myself would tell you,
在船上,迷信的力量真的太强大了 superstitions on a boat are a powerful thing,
这三位无敌的相信自己的好运气 and these three had been inadvertently pushing their luck
从一开始就是如此,原因如下... from the very start, and here's why...
首先,他们在这么漫长的周末时间中选择了周五起航 First of all, they all set sail on the Friday of a long weekend,
这时候航行的船只比往常可少多了 when less ships would be departing.
选择在周五出发也是很倒霉的. 因为这天可是基督被钉死在十字架上的日子 It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday as this was the day Christ was crucified.
而且理查德是用左脚先上了船,而不是他的右脚 Then Richard stepped on board with his left foot rather than his right.
在船上,染着红发的人也被认为会带来厄运 Red-haired people are also considered bad luck on a boat.
不知道为什么,但就是如此 Don't know why, they just are.
你更不能一个叫约拿的人上船 You're also not supposed to bring anyone named Jonah on board.
当他们把所有的东西都扔下船时.他们甚至扔了一个金属信天翁的雕像 When they threw everything off the boat,they even tossed a metal albatross statue.
这可是大忌,因为这意味着他们要献祭死去水手的灵魂 A bigtime no-no, as they're supposed to host the souls of dead sailors.
而且船上那只黑色的包正象征着死亡和深海 Having a black bag on the boat represents death and the depths of the sea.
还有船上有香蕉也是个不祥之兆,原因有很多 And bananas on board are a bad omen for a multitude of reasons.
所以当没有船只出现 So when no shipping boats appeared,
也没有雨水可供引用 no rain fell to catch and drink,
而洋流还会把他们一步步地推向大西洋之中的时候 and the current pulled them further into the Atlantic Ocean,
他们就属于另一种友情了 they flirted with yet another form of friendship,
求生存的友情,你们要不就齐心协力... friendship of survival, in which you either work together...
要不就完蛋 or you're.'
哥们儿,这根本就不可能 Dude, this is impossible.
要是我们还有渔枪就好了 If only we had, say, a harpoon.
是渔矛枪 Speargun.
- 这没用的. - 到爸爸这儿来,宝贝儿 - This is useless. - Come to daddy, baby.
哦,在船上还有最后一个禁忌,不要杀海鸥 Oh, and one last no-no on a boat: don't kill seagulls.
那也非常糟糕! 'That's a real bad one, too.'
他妈的不会吧 No fucking way.
你已经被我识破了,我懂你的,兄弟 ♪ I know you, brother, you've been taken
你试着为爱而爱,我懂你的,姐妹 ♪ I know you, sister, you try to make it for love
你现在感觉如何? ♪ How do you feel now?
遗失了爱情 ♪ Without love
你现在感觉如何? ♪ How do you feel now?
我懂你的,姐妹 ♪ I know you, sister
你一直在伪装 ♪ You've been faking
说谎与欺骗,永远不会被误认成爱钱 ♪ Lying and cheating never could be mistaken for love
你现在感觉如何? ♪ How do you feel now?
遗失了爱情 ♪ Without love
你现在感觉如何? ♪ How do you feel now? ♪
所以这也是你在学校里学会的? So this is what you learned at school?
- 不,我是从理查德.帕克那里学会的. - 那是谁? - No, I got this from Richard Parker. - Who?
- 少年派的奇幻漂流里的那只狮子. - 是老虎 - The lion from "Life of Pi". - Tiger.
但,是啊,作者是从埃德加.艾伦.坡那里得到的灵感 But yeah. Author got the idea from Edgar Allen Poe.
而且我有个...有过一个叫理查德的男朋友 And I have... had a boyfriend named Richard.
好吧 OK.
所以,在1800年代,坡写了一本关于海难的书 So, in like the 1800s, Poe wrote a book about a shipwreck.
有些人被困在了船上,没有食物和水 So these guys get stuck in a lifeboat, out of food and water,
但他们抓住了一只海龟,通过喝它的血来活下去 but they capture a sea turtle and drink its blood to survive.
让我搞搞清楚,所以你这些生存技巧 So let me get this straight, you're getting your survival tips
是来源于那个写意大利面怪物的家伙 from the same guy who wrote about the spaghetti monster.
他们喝起了海龟的血液 OK, so they drink the sea turtle's blood.
不过,这只是个故事啊 Again, this is a story.
那只海龟能让他们再撑一会儿,但这根本不够 So the sea turtle nourishes them for a while... but it's not enough.
他们抓不到更多的海龟了,几天后他们明白了 They can't catch any more turtles, and after a few days they realise
如果他们再找不到东西来吃或者喝的话,他们很快就会死掉 that if they don't get anything to eat or drink ASAP, they'll die.
所以他们抽签决定谁是牺牲的那个人 So they decided to draw straws on who's gonna sacrifice themselves
这样另外两个人可以活下去 so the other two can live.
随后他们抽完了签... So they draw straws...
船上的服务员抽到了短签 And this one cabin boy gets the short stick.
服务员牺牲了自己,剩下的两人就可以喝他的血 The boy sacrifices himself, and the other two drink his blood,
吃她的肉,几天后他们获救了,并且开心的活了下去 eat him, and they're rescued a few days later and live happily ever after.
这样就能减轻生吃同伴带来的精神创伤,对吧? Minus the mental trauma of eating their friend, correct?
他的名字呢? His name?
- 理查德.帕克. - 还来...小说罢了 - Richard Parker. - Again... fiction.
然后,差不多五十年前吧,在英格兰的海岸线外也有这样一起海难 So, like 50 years later, off the coast of England, I think, there's a shipwreck.
这三个人也是被困在了救生船上 And these three guys get stuck on a lifeboat.
- 这是虚构的还是真是发生的? - 是真实的 - Fiction or real this time? - Real.
跟书中的情节一样 So just like in the book,
他们最后靠抓海龟,以喝它的血为生 they end up capturing a sea turtle and drinking its blood to survive,
而就如书中所写,这远远不够 and just like in the book... it's not enough.
所以他们也决定抽签 So they decided to draw straws.
那个年轻人抽到了短签... The young man who got the short stick...
...理查德 ...Richard.
不 No.
帕克 Parker.
这就是为什么少年派中那只老虎的名字是理查德.帕克 That's why the tiger's name is Richard Parker in "Life of Pi",
正是因为这惊人的巧合 because of this crazy coincidence.
你更会明白,现在故事的寓意不就成了 You do realise, though, that the moral of this story seems to be
喝海鸥的血远远不够 that drinking seagull blood is not gonna be enough.
而我们为了大家的性命必须牺牲一个人 We're gonna have to sacrifice one of us for the good of the group.
好了... Well...
...干杯 ...cheers.
我为什么要说这个呢? Why did I suggest this?
好吧 OK.
这能帮我们撑多久呢? 我是说,这样也不安全的 How long would this actually help us? I mean, this can't be safe.
- 很安全,虽然我也不知道能撑多久. - 快喝吧,娘们一样 - Safe enough, and I don't know. - Just drink it, you pussy.
- 我觉得我喝不下去. - 那就把它留给我们 - Look, I don't think I can. - Give it here.
- 不,它其实还不错的. - 它很难喝,如果你不想... - No, it's not that bad. - It really is. If you don't want it...
停下,停下.真的还不错的 Stop, stop it. It's not bad.
- 真是浪费. - 哦,上帝啊,这也太恶心了 - What a waste! - Oh, God. Oh, God, that's awful.
我的去漱漱口 I need something to get this taste out of mouth.
- 那你去用海水或者机油吧. - 尿也行 - You've got ocean water or motor oil. - Or urine.
- 你还能尿的出来,我都好几天没尿了. - 现在我几乎都要去喝尿了 - You can still go? I haven't for days. - I almost would drink piss at this point.
等等... Wait...
- 我开玩笑的,我才不要喝尿. - 什么? - I was kidding, I'm not drinking piss. - What?
- 我希望你们忘了扔这个. - 机油也不要! - I hope you forgot to throw this out. - And not motor oil!
这是我们买这艘船的时候送的 From when we bought the boat.
你在杀海鸥之前怎么想不起来? You couldn't remember that before the fucking seagull?
我忘了 I forgot about it.
这会让加重我的脱水症状吗? Will this dehydrate me more?
我的课里面可没说过,困在海上的时候能不能喝酒 Alcohol while lost at sea was not in my curriculum.
去他的 Fuck it.
慢点,小老虎,来吧 Easy, tiger, come on.
- 嘿,嘿,嘿,给我. - 到这儿来,给妈妈 - Hey, hey, hey, come on. - Over here, come to mama.
哦... Oh...
哦,我突然喜欢上苏格兰威士忌了 Oh, I love Scotch suddenly.
- 嘿,你要去哪儿? - 我会给你们的,我会给你们的... - Hey, where are you going? - I'll give it, I'll give...
嘿,嘿! 听我说 Hey, hey! Listen to me.
我会给你们的 I'll give it,
等你,或者你,告诉我你们俩是在什么时候是怎样... once you or you tell me how and when...
...搞在一起之后 ...y'all started fucking.
- 哥们,拜托,这也太... - 嗯-哼 - Dude, come on, this is... - Mm-hmm.
除非你俩给我说清楚否则谁也别想再喝一口 No one gets another drop until someone tells me.
- 都这个时候了知道这个又有什么用呢? - 我不会发疯的,我发誓 - What's knowing gonna do at this point? - I'm not mad anymore, I swear to God.
咱们现在互不相欠了,但我现在的疑惑更大了 I got my Even Steven, I got bigger problems now.
我就是...想知道而已 I just... I just wanna know.
新年的时候 New Years.
给我吧 Hand it over.
你总是会昏睡过去 You passed out for the millionth time,
我和杰也总是给你打扫收拾 and Jay and I were up cleaning for the millionth time.
他也知道我心情很糟,然后事情就这样发生了 He knew I was upset, and it just happened.
我也喝多了 I was also really drunk.
别说的好像我占了你的便宜一样 Well, don't make it sound like I took advantage of you.
这样舒服点了么? Does that make it better?
- 你们有几次了? - 就一次,我发誓 - How many times? - Just the once, I swear.
那上次我抓到你们,你们是在吵什么? What'd I catch you guys arguing about?
- 我们... - 不,你来说 - We, er... - No, you.
我想听你说 I wanna hear it from you.
嗯,她和我,我们... Well, she and I, we, er...
你知道... You know...
...当你把骨灰盒丢到地上的时候 ...when you dropped those urns,
我就只是静静地坐在那儿,看着它们,我想... I was just sitting there, staring at them, and thinking...
为什么我不能再难过一些呢? "Why aren't I more upset?"
地上的这堆东西是我父母,对吧? That this pile of shit on the ground is what's left of my parents, right?
我却满不在乎 And I just didn't care.
没有一丝的想念,一丝都没有,我就是... There was no nostalgia, nothing. I just...
我觉得我们可以一起远走高飞,仅此而已 I just thought we could take off together, is all.
但她说,如果我们就这样走了... But she said, if we did...
...你或你爸爸也会找上门来 ...you or your dad would come after us.
就这样 That's the truth.
- 嘿,谁更猛一些? - 什么? - Hey, who was better? - What?
- 在床上. - 你认真的吗? - In bed. - Seriously?
- 不,我说真的,谁更猛一些? - 哥们儿,你疯了吗 - No, I mean it, who was better? - Dude, you're just asking for it.
嘿,我才没有发疯,来吧,发泄一下情绪 Hey, I'm not mad anymore. Come on, this is cathartic.
说真的,如果我们都死在了这里 Seriously, if we're all gonna fucking die out here,
这又有什么呢,来吧 then who gives a fuck, right, come on.
给我 Give it.
好吧,但是不能打架,你们俩谁也不许打 All right, but no fighting, either of you.
- 这多棒啊. - 这很傻好吧 - This is gonna be good. - This is stupid.
哎呀,谁在乎呢? 来吧,多好玩啊 Who gives a shit? Come on, it's funny.
- 抱歉. - 为什么说抱歉? - Sorry. - For what?
他更强一些 He's better.
- 太棒了! - 什么? - Yes! - What?
- 这不重要. - 对我来说重要 - It's not important. - Well, it is to me.
- 我很差吗? - 不,不,不,只是他... - Am I bad? - No, no, no. He's just...
等等,这是什么狗屁,这方面我很吃亏啊 Hold on, this is some bullshit. I'm a disadvantage here.
他知道你的... 你的一切, 如果我也有机会的话... He knows all your... all your stuff, and if I ever got a chance to...
- 我说抱歉了. - 如果你告诉我你喜欢什么... - I said sorry. - If you just told me what you like...
- 不,不是这个. - 闭嘴! - No, it's not that. - Shut up!
那么你...来我带你去这个椅子上,我现在就改变你的想法 And you... I'll take you to the desk and I'll change your mind right now.
- 你做不到的. - 为什么不行呢? - You wouldn't be able to. - Why the hell not?
你太...你太软了 You're... you're too soft.
我软? Soft?
- 软? - 我这个事儿真是提对了 - Soft? - I'm so glad I asked.
就感觉你像刚从软核儿状态转换过来的一样 It's like you got your moves from the softcore channel.
- 够了,够了,够了! - 很没意思 - That's enough. Enough, enough! - You're vanilla.
- 没意思? - 对 - Vanilla? - Yeah.
你是跟我上的床吗? Are you fucking with me?
对于和妓女做过的人来说太无趣了 Very vanilla for someone who has sex with prostitutes.
就一次,就做过一次罢了... One time,that happened one fucking...
普普通通地做是经典体位啊. 所有人都喜欢的 Vanilla goes with everything, it's a classic. Everybody likes it.
特出的时候,来块薄荷巧克力是不错 You want mint chocolate chip when it's a special occasion,
但你总不想天天都是这个吧 but you don't want it every fucking day.
杰,普普通通地做没什么,好多女孩子都喜欢这样的 Jay, vanilla is fine. A lot of girls really like vanilla.
不是所有人都喜欢的吗,安全,可靠. Isn't that what everybody wants, the safe, reliable, vanilla flavour,
上面还有像软糖一样的东西? with a little bit of fudge or something on top?
你给我闭嘴... Shut the fuck up...
杰,我可是背叛了我的长期男友和他最好的朋友劈腿了 Jay, I cheated on my long-term boyfriend with his best friend.
这下都清楚了,我们都知道了 Finally it's articulated, we got it out.
说句实话,我最不想要的就是经典又安全的普普通通地做 I can guarantee you, the last thing I was looking for was classic, safe vanilla.
- 哦,我真不敢相信. - 我说了抱歉 - Oh, I can't believe this. - I said sorry.
哦,嘿,少喝点啊,喝太多了 Oh, hey, gear down, big rig.
该死的,你知道吗? 你做的时候脸上很奇怪 Fuck it, you know what? You got a weird sex face.
- 什么玩意儿? - 你听到我说的了,你做的时候脸上可奇怪了 - A what? - You heard me, your sex face is strange.
- 是,确实挺奇怪的. - 感觉你总是在准备打喷嚏一样 - Yeah, it's fucking weird. - Like you're about to sneeze at all times.
- 什么? - 就像是... - What? - It's like...
- 就是这样. - 才没有,我什么时候这个样过! - That's it. - No way! I do not do that!
- 是的,你就是这样,他的确就是这样的. - 你知道吗? - Yes, you do. She absolutely does. - You know what?
当你高潮的时候,你总会出很多汗.我感觉跟在淋雨一样 When you're on top, you sweat so much, it's like I'm taking a shower.
- 呦! - 那还不赖啊 - Ew! - It's not that bad.
有时候我感觉就像是被毛巾捂住了脸 And I feel like covering my face with a towel sometimes,
因为理查德就像雨季来了一样 because there's just like a monsoon
雨点不停落在我的身上 of Richard just raining down upon me.
雨季啊! A monsoon!
海啸啊! Tsunami!
恶心,这也太恶心了 Nasty, that is nasty.
- 这也太糟了吧,兄弟. - 你得去检查检查 - That's fucked up, man. - You need to get that checked.
无趣? Vanilla?
无趣 Vanilla.
去他的 Fuck me.
哦! 该死 Ow! Fuck.
你小心点 Careful with that.
- 可能有点糟. - 我看一下 - That can't be good. - Let me see.
好了,去用盐水消消毒,快去 OK, go, go, salt water, go.
不,盐水不起作用的,把威士忌给我 No, the salt water isn't doing shit! Hand me the Scotch.
不,我们可不能这么浪费,用盐水的效果是一样的 No, we're not wasting it on that. Salt water's the same thing.
- 给我一点就行. - 这跟盐水的作用是一样的,快去吧! - Just a little? - It's the same thing as salt water. Go!
快去,现在! 去! Go. Now! Go!
好吧! Fine!
我感觉我好像喝醉了 I think I'm drunk.
理查德的雨季啊 Monsoon Richard.
嘿,不管是真是假,很感谢你投我一票 Hey, true or not, I appreciate the vote of confidence.
我有什么撒谎的必要吗? Why would I lie about that?
我不知道,可能你对这些事有些内疚 I don't know, maybe you feel bad about the way it all went down.
我一点也不内疚 I don't feel bad.
是你杀了她,还是你爸杀了她? Did you kill her, or did your dad?
我想我们该把所有的话都说明白 I thought we were putting it all out there.
我几经告诉你了... 不是我们干的 I already told you... we didn't do it.
该死! Fuck!
- 该死,妈的疼死了,太痛了. - 杰... - Fucking, fucking hurts! It hurts! - Jay...
- 会好没事的. - 你可能就是饿了或者想喝水了 - It's gonna be all right. - You're probably just hungry and thirsty.
我不知道是那只破鸟还是那瓶威士忌,但真的太痛了 I don't know if it was the fucking bird or the Scotch but it fucking hurts.
- 哦,天啊. - 我靠 - Oh, shit. - Holy fuck.
- 这有点严重啊,对吧. - 萨沙,我们该怎么处理? - That's fucking bad, isn't it? - Sasha, what do we do?
我们通常是用抗生素来处理感染 We usually treat infections like this with antibiotics.
那要是没有的时候呢? And when we don't have those?
我们得想办法避免他的心脏感染 We gotta stop the infection from reaching his heart.
你是说我们...? You mean we...?
- 不,不... - 你认真的吗? - No, no... - Are you serious?
我实在想不出别的能抑制感染扩散的方法了 I don't know how else to stop the infection from spreading.
我们连把刀都没有啊 We don't even have any knives.
- 萨沙住手! - 他这样下去会死的,理查德 - Sasha, stop! - He's fucking dying, Richard.
我在这儿啊,我不会死的,我挺好的 I'm right here, I'm not fucking dying, I'm good.
这不也同样会要他命吗,新的伤口不会引起感染吗? Couldn't this kill him too, when the new cut gets infected?
我知道你们俩会听我的,我很好啊,我发誓 I know you two can hear me. Look, I'm fine, I swear.
看,看,看啊,看啊 Look, look, look, look.
哦,该死的,感觉就像是有蚂蚁在我血管里爬 Oh, fuck! It feels like there's ants crawling in my veins.
杰,杰,杰,杰,听着... Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, listen...
如果我们不这样做的话 If we don't do this,
如果他扩散到你的心脏或是你的大脑里 if this reaches your heart or your brain,
你百分之百活不下去了 you're dead, 100%.
勇敢点 Be brave.
- 理查德,把你的腰带给我. - 他说了什么啊? - Richard, give me your belt. - What did he say?
- 没什么,把腰带给我就行了. - 他和你说什么了啊? - Nothing. Just give me your belt. - What did he say?
赶快帮帮我! Just fucking help me!
你准备好了吗? You ready?
等等! Wait!
啊! 好了,你可以开始了 Ah! OK, now you can go.
- 你认真的吗? - 我都快渴死了 - Seriously? - Look, I'm fucking thirsty.
他的血里可能有毒啊,而且... His blood could be toxic or...
我他妈也不知道 I don't fucking know any more.
哦,我的天呐! Oh, my God!
- 理查德! - 他妈的! - Richard! - Oh, fuck!
你小子给我滚! Fuck off, dude!
- 理查德,你那条带子呢? - 我不知道 - Richard, where's the goddamn tape? - I don't know.
给我滚! Fuck off!
这是什么鬼主意! That was a terrible fucking idea!
嘿...我能来点吗? Hey... can I have some?
跟你说了 I told you.
白痴 Idiot.
拿来! Come on!
我又睡了过去,我该去哪儿啊 ♪ Where I go, I fall back asleep
为什么打电话说你病了,如果不是我,而是所有人的话 ♪ Why call in sick, if everyone, not me
熟悉的陌生人谨小慎微的进进出出... ♪ Old strangers come in and out, discreet...
该死 Fuck.
我不知道,我还是搞不懂 I don't know, I still can't figure this shit out.
- 我觉得他得了脓毒症. - 什么? - I think he has sepsis. - What?
血液毒化 Blood poisoning.
嘿,如果他死了... Hey, if he dies...
...我们就能...？ ...can we, er...?
什么? What?
什么啊? What?
他能吃吗? Is he edible?
不行 No.
- 不,他是不能吃,还是不行...? - 不,我们不能吃任何一个人 - No, as in he's not edible, or no...? - No, as in we're not eating anybody.
萨沙,搞什么? Sasha, what the fuck?
我可以举起一根签这样你就抽不到了 I can raise one of the straws so you don't pick it.
- 你们俩还真的是配得上啊. - 什么? - You two deserve each other. - What?
你知道昨晚他对我说了什么吗? Do you want to know what he whispered to me last night?
他问我有没有想过用玻璃碎片割在你身上而不是他身上 He asked me if I thought about using the glass shard on you instead of him.
该死的! Fuck!
没事的,你会没事的 It's OK. You're gonna be all right.
好了,好了,深呼吸,没事的 OK, OK, deep breaths, OK.
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
深呼吸就好 Just breathe.
就这样,好的 Yeah, OK.
好的 OK.
你对我撒谎了,对吗? You're not being honest with me, are you?
什么? What?
理查德.帕克 Richard Parker.
你不觉得到我们抽签的时候了么? Don't you think it's time we draw straws?
如果形势不尽快好转的话,我活不了多久了 I'm on my way out if something doesn't change soon.
如果我不尽快进食或是饮水,我很快就会死了,对吧? If I don't eat or drink something soon, I'm gonna die, right?
- 如果你要吃的是我呢. - 不,不,这不是问题所在... - What if it's me you're gotta eat? - No, no, that won't be a problem...
我听见了,你这个混蛋,我也知道了你昨晚说了些什么 I heard that, you fuck! I also heard what you said last night.
你才是那个要死的人,为什么你不能男人一次,奉献你自己呢? You're the one dying. Why don't you be a man for once and volunteer yourself?
如果不是因为你,我们不会被困在这儿的 We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you.
哦,不论你想怎么着,拉倒吧,伙计,这真他吗尴尬! Oh, whatever crush you're harbouring, let it go, dude, it's fucking embarrassing!
- 不,你才是尴尬的那个. - 你自己有机会的,她又没选你 - No, you're embarrassing. - You had your shot, she didn't pick you.
不,但我不会骗她的,对吧? No, but I wouldn't fuck around on her, would I?
你听到了么,萨沙? 已经过去一年了,他还在骗你 You hear that, Sasha? Even after what happened last year, he still cheats on you.
- 你真是个十足的白痴. - 是啊,我是白痴? - You're a fucking idiot. - Yeah, I'm the idiot?
过去一年你干了那么多破事,你都吸取不到教训! All that shit you pulled last year and you still couldn't learn your fucking lesson!
- 告诉她你爱她啊? - 我愿意为她做任何事 - Just tell her you love her, huh? - I would do anything for her.
你确实什么都做了! You most certainly did do anything!
你还这么有骑士风度啊,你为什么不告诉她你对我的前女友干的那些事儿呢? You're so chivalrous, why don't you tell her what you did to my ex?
- 什么? - 等等,这是不对的吧,没错吧? - What? - Wait, that can't be right, can it?
- 你可真是个受尽折磨的好人啊. - 妈的,这是怎么回事啊? - You're the mistreated nice guy. - The fuck is going on, guys?
你恨我,你怕我就是因为你觉得是我做的那些事 You hate me, you're scared of me for what you think I did.
那你就去投入这个真正的变态的怀抱吧! Way to run right into the real psycho's arms!
杰? Jay?
萨沙,萨沙,我... Sasha. Sasha, I...
听着...我知道如果你走了,一切就都结束了 Look... I knew if you left, it was over.
我们三个再也无法一起,你会离开 The three of us wouldn't hang out, and you would be gone.
你就不会再跟我们一起了 You wouldn't be around anymore.
我已经试着说服她,让她打掉那个孩子 I was gonna try and convince her to get rid of the baby,
但是她,.. but she, er...
...她不肯听,好吗? ...she wouldn't listen, OK?
那就是个意外 It was an accident.
嘿,嘿,嘿,不,不 Hey, hey, hey. No, no.
我只是想让我们继续在一起 I was just trying to keep us together.
但我却成了混蛋? 他成了绅士了? But I'm the asshole, right? He's the gentleman?
- 你只是在利用我们,这就是你干的事儿! - 我把我所有的钱都给你们花了啊! - You just use us, that's all you do. - I spend all my money on you guys!
如果不是因为我,你永远都走不出你妈妈的地下室 You'd never leave your mum's basement if it wasn't for me.
你做的这一切都是为了你自己,才不是我们! You do all that shit for you! Not us!
这样你就能好好享受了,你这自私的混蛋 So you can have a good fucking time, you selfish prick.
我一无所有 I have nothing.
我的父母什么都没留给我 My family left me nothing.
我从未向你要过东西,你也从未主动给过我! I never asked you for anything, and you never offered!
你体会不到为了生存而去打拼的感受 You have no idea what it's like to work for everything.
我觉得我们该抽签了 I think we should draw straws.
好了... OK...
我们开始之前,每个人都清楚规则吧? Before we start, everyone clear on the rules?
不准求饶 No begging.
不准乞求 No pleading.
这样剩下的两个人才可以继续活下去 This is so the other two can continue to live.
你先来 You first.
抽吧 Pick.
好了,到杰了 All right, Jay.
操你妈的 Fuck you.
理查德.帕克你他妈的 Fucking Richard Parker.
等等,伙计,我们不能让她这么做 Wait. Dude, we can't let her do this.
- 我们说过不准乞求的. - 你不是乞求的那个人 - We said no pleading. - You're not the one who's pleading.
- 你就准备让她死吗? - 你要是这么不爽就自己来啊 - You're just gonna let her do this? - Fucking off yourself if you're so offended.
我可不这么想 I didn't think so.
你能自己解决吗? Can you do it yourself?
好吧,好吧 OK. OK.
我们再抽一次签来决定谁... We'll draw straws again to see who has to...
...谁去了解了她 ...has to take her out.
- 我来做. - 什么? - I'll do it. - What?
这次你来抽 You get to pick this time.
这样你我才公平 Even Steven.
抽吧,查理 Pick, Rich.
抽啊 Pick.
嗯... Hmm...
你总是想求公平,对吧? You always have to come up even, don't you?
我真的不想这么做 I don't wanna do this.
你给我快点 Just get it over with.
-不. - 这是我们说好的啊 - No. - This is what we said we'd do.
不! No!
你他妈的 You fuck.
我们说好了的... We had a deal...
嘿... Hey...
你还好吗? You OK?
哦... Oh...
你饿了对吧? You hungry?
来吧 Come on.
没事的 It's all right.
呆在这儿 Stay here.
这是我在找高尔夫球杆的时候发现的 I found this when I was looking for the golf club.
- 我需要她来帮忙啊. - 他才不需要呢,给我呆在这儿 - I need her help finding it. - He doesn't need shit, stay here.
给你,坐下,坐下 Here, sit. Sit.
哦,看看这个吧 Oh, and check this out.
借一下光 Excuse me.
保险丝盒在这儿 The fuse box is in there.
我把它烧了 I pulled the ignition.
这东西正是船不会启动的关键所在 This little guy is why the boat wouldn't start.
他给了我们除掉他的机会 It gave us a chance to get rid of him.
为了应付测谎仪 For the lie detector.
你真的太棒了 You were so good.
渔矛枪还有理查德.帕克,真是个好主意 The speargun and that Richard Parker shit, such a good idea.
只是... Just, er...
我的胳膊倒霉了 Just shitty luck with my arm.
还有,你抽中了短签 And you pulling the short straw.
但这不正是表明他一点都不在乎你吗? But didn't that just show how little he cared?
他多么希望让你死啊? How he was willing to let you die?
但这些都不重要了 None of that matters anymore.
我们现在可以私奔了 We can run away now.
我们一起 Together.
你说过的 You said that.
你说过,我们俩可以一起远走高飞的 You said that we're gonna run away together.
你说过我们可以从他保险柜里拿到钱 You said that we could get the cash in his closet
然后就离开这儿 and get out of here.
你说过的 You said that.
我... I...
我认为我说的是... I thought I said...
...你可以去拿一笔钱 ...you could take the cash.
你... You...
你不来吗? You aren't gonna come?
我... I...
我当然会 Of course I am.
当然 Of course.
好吧,那现在... OK, now...
吃点吧 Eat.
我会尽快让我们俩回家的 I'll get us home as soon as possible.
我们就说我们在抽签之后发现了保险丝的问题 We'll just have to say we found the fuse after we drew straws.
好吗? OK?
好 OK.
别担心... Don't worry...
...我会带我们俩回家的 ...I'll get us home.
你准备好了吗? You ready?
天啊,你这一拳可真厉害啊 Jesus, you do have a good punch.
有人曾经告诉过我 You know someone once told me,
你所做的每件丑事大海都会铭记的 the sea finds out everything you've done wrong.
所以从他带有厄运的名字和他现在众人皆知的罪行中来看 So between his bad-luck name and his now public sins,
我认为约拿是罪有应得的 I think it's fair to say Jonah had this coming.'
哦! Oh!
尽管我们仍然不知道人们为什么对红发抱有迷信 And while we still don't know the reason behind the red-headed superstition,
但我们都知道一件 we do know that, for whatever reason,
绝对正确的事 it definitely holds true.
该死! Fuck!
好了,再来一次 OK. Ah, all right, do that again.
继续吧 Moving on.
太完美了,打印出来吧,来吧,太棒了 Perfect. Print it. Let's go, all right.
片名: 渔 枪
第一幕 互不亏欠
第二幕 在没有船只到来的五天之后
浮标号
SOS（救命）